A few weeks ago, I was visiting Ottawa and stumbled upon a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in my moms’ room. I wasn’t exactly surprised seeing as I remember my mom buying Cosmopolitan and People magazine on a regular basis when I was a kid. She’s still VERY IN THE KNOW. Can you tell?
We had a conversation that went like this:
Me: Hey Mom…., um, noticed you had a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in your bathroom. Did you read it?
73 year old mother: I not only read Fifty Shades of Grey but I read the entire trilogy.
Me: How did you hear about this book? Did all your friends read it?
73 year old mother: No..I was too embarased to tell them I read it. But they know now.
Me: How long did it take you to read the trilogy?
73 year old mother: A DAY!!!!
Me: What did you think?
73 year old mother: I have experienced sex but not much of the stuff in the book. Let’s just say it was a learning experience for me as I was reading these books.
Me: Did you tell Dad?
73 year old mother: NO. I don’t want to cause him to jump out of the wheel chair.
I asked her if I could borrow the book and she agreed but I’m SLOWLY getting thru it. I’m not flipping the pages as fast as I thought but then again, I am only on chapter 3. I’m sure I would be reading it faster if I was on holiday.
Back to my mom..She’s cool eh? Wonder what she will be reading next!!





































